One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the
dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
return, the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest
after 3 days.
They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they
appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test.
All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They
all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of only 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Write down your name -----(2 marks)
Q.2. which tyre burst ? -------(98 marks) !!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Punjabi Guts
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.
2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says 'Hor veere ki haal chaal hai?.' The other candidate answers ' O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna'
2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says 'Hor veere ki haal chaal hai?.' The other candidate answers ' O Vadiya veere, tu Sunna'
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Time to Shape Your Career
Friends, Industry is suffering from the recession these days. Companies are reducing their man power. Jobs are decreasing. Companies are firing their staff.
Students who already got appointment letters from MNC's in campus placement are not getting joining dates.
Now the question is how do students get over come from this crisis. But they still not need to worried about this. A little patience and dedication can make difference. In multinational companies only under-performing employees are being fired. If you want to survive then you need to do little extra hard work and stand out of the crowd.
There are a lot of engineering students who pass out every year. It's not possible to each engineer to get the job he like. But you can secure your career in future if you struggle now. Don't expect much and try to get job in corporate companies. No matter either they are paying you or not. No matter either company is MNC or Domestic. But try to get entry in corporate world where you could spend 9 hours and observe the corporate environment. It will help you to develop yourself as a professional.
Students who already got appointment letters from MNC's in campus placement are not getting joining dates.
Now the question is how do students get over come from this crisis. But they still not need to worried about this. A little patience and dedication can make difference. In multinational companies only under-performing employees are being fired. If you want to survive then you need to do little extra hard work and stand out of the crowd.
There are a lot of engineering students who pass out every year. It's not possible to each engineer to get the job he like. But you can secure your career in future if you struggle now. Don't expect much and try to get job in corporate companies. No matter either they are paying you or not. No matter either company is MNC or Domestic. But try to get entry in corporate world where you could spend 9 hours and observe the corporate environment. It will help you to develop yourself as a professional.
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